Confirmed: Nancy Pelosi slept even more soundly than the MSM during the Obama years

Nancy Pelosi has sounded the “presidentially unprecedented” alarm about people who crossed the border illegally being held at detention facilities:

Though it’s nice for Pelosi to take a break from telling everybody how much an improving economy is detrimental to their wellbeing, her latest straight-jacket escape is even more insane. Pelosi, not unlike the mainstream media, completely napped through the Obama presidency — at least the parts they chose to ignore:

Responding to those reality checks about the Obama administration, Pelosi’s office released this statement:

Terrifying thought of Dems tanking in the midterms has Trump-troubled Elizabeth Warren’s feathers ruffled

Well if there’s one good thing to come out of this insane midterm election season, it’s watching Dances With Identity Fraud sweat firewater over the prospect of the Dems not winning control of either the House of the Senate.

From the Washington Times:

A conversation with MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow revealed the perpetual “terror” the Massachusetts lawmaker experiences as voters prepare to go to the polls in November. Mrs. Warren admitted her fears Thursday evening when confronted with a scenario in which Democrats fail to capture control of either chamber of Congress.

“I really, really want us to do [succeed]. I’m going to work really, really hard to make that happen,” she said. “I run every day filled with terror that it won’t because if Donald Trump remains in control of the House and the Senate — and the Republicans won’t stop him — I don’t know what happens in the next two years.”

Warren freaked out at the prospects of her side losing badly might spell GOOD NEWS for America:

Hopefully the Dems will come to the politically suicidal solution of ramping up their bashing of an improving economy and fighting hard for people in the country illegally.

(h/t HotAir)

Perfect: Anti-rich progressive Dem candidate spotted sporting serious $$ on his wrist

This guy obviously wants to be the next Bernie Sanders, but he can’t yet do that. Why? Because three houses wouldn’t fit on his wrist (::rim shot::). However, a Rolex would:

The top Democrat running in New York’s 19th Congressional District took out a full page ad in the Albany Times Union slamming the “billionaires” and the “corporations” who “have rigged the system against us.” It is a pretty typical political ad. He looks stern with his arms crossed and his sleeves rolled up on his blue dress shirt — literally a blue collar! And then, there’s the $8,950 timepiece on his wrist.

Classic!

Do as they say, NOT as they do.

Because she cares about people: Nancy Pelosi encourages ‘uprisings’ around the country

Rep. Pelosi is something special, isn’t she? And by “special” I mean abhorrent and desperate:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told reporters on Thursday that she is confused why Americans aren’t “uprising” against the Trump administration over conditions on the border with Mexico.

The California Democrat’s weekly press briefing veered into explosive territory when the subject of illegal immigration came up. Mrs. Pelosi said there may be “uprisings” over children who are separated at the U.S. southern border when asylum seekers decide not to arrive at a proper checkpoint.

“I just don’t even know why there aren’t uprisings all over the country, and maybe there will be when people realize that this is a policy that they defend,” she said.

I’ll give Pelosi this much: Just when you think she can’t sink lower, she manages to find an even more powerful strip-mining excavator.

Call me crazy, but I’m not sure Stretch’s strategy of trying to convince people that an improving economy is to their detriment while trying to gin up civil unrest to defend illegal immigration is going to be a winner at the polls.

The DOJ’s Inspector General’s office seems indifferent to this Lisa Page/Peter Strzok text

The DOJ Inspector General’s report about the FBI’s investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails has been released, and the OIG concluded that texts like this don’t indicate that agents’ personal political opinions affected their investigation at all:

No sign of bias there, said the OIG.

The OIG also slammed James Comey not unlike the way Comey’s statement about Hillary Clinton before the election, which is to criticize the “mistakes” that were made but to grant overall exoneration.

Update:

Nah, there was no bias at the FBI in 2016 at all:

Planned Parenthood & Kamala Harris team up to present the least self-aware statement in history

Frankly, the absence of a lightning strike when things like this are said challenges my faith in the existence of a benevolent God, but I remain faithful nevertheless:

Liberals and Planned Parenthood are just trolling the rest of the world at this point.

Oh, so THIS is why Claire McCaskill was begging for gas money on her ‘RV tour’ of Missouri

Claire McCaskill is running for re-election to the U.S. Senate in Missouri, and she’s doing an RV tour of her state and raising campaign funds for “gas money” and other things:

No wonder she needed a lot of gas money. Get a load of this “RV tour” supplement:

Bonus hypocrisy points for McCaskill if she warned about fossil fuel consumption and climate change during her airborne “RV tour.”

Ha! Obama’s back to lead the Dem Party out of the wilderness he helped drag them into

Former President Barack Obama, whose party absolutely imploded under his presidential watch, is back to help lead the Dems out of the woods, and, if history is any indicator, right into another bear trap:

Obama’s going to “help” his party recover? That’s like the wrecking ball pledging to lead the rebuild. The Democratic Party self-immolated while Obama was president and now he’s back with a fresh book of matches:

Under Obama, the Dems lost more seats than the time American Standard’s warehouse burned to the ground, so this should be something to watch.

Curb Your Singapore Summit Enthusiasm, the video

There’s been a lot going on with the Donald Trump/Kim Jong Un summit in Singapore, and some serious issues have been discussed, but for my money this is the funniest moment to come out of the meeting:

I just couldn’t help myself from performing a slight edit to make it even more perfect:

(h/t Twitchy)

HAHAHA! DNC enlists Hollywood to boost Dems’ midterm hopes (the way they saved Hillary’s campaign?)

It looks like the DNC is getting some extra assistance from Hollywood — which also helped during such notorious Dem triumphs as Hillary Clinton’s campaign and historic Republican gains at state and national levels during Obama’s presidency — in order to try and save the party’s hopes and dreams of re-taking Congress:

The Democratic National Committee and members of Congress are turning to Hollywood for help with voter turnout and messaging ahead of the midterm elections and 2020 presidential campaign, quietly consulting with a group of actors, writers and producers here.

DNC Chairman Tom Perez, several House members and other top elected officials have already met with the group, formed by members of the entertainment industry in the wake of the 2016 election, that participants liken to a TV writers’ room, complete with producers of such programs as “Veep.” The existence of the group and details of the meetings have not been previously reported.

At the Tony Awards, Robert DeNiro got the Hollywood push to help get more Dems elected in November off to a rousing start… for Republicans:

Fortunately Dems don’t understand how much “flyover country” can’t stand Hollywood, and I won’t be surprised to see that clip used in one of Trump’s re-election ads in 2020.