The FDA said that Pfizer’s new Viagra ads are misleading. Pfizer is pulling the ads, which the FDA says fails to mention major side effects, such as the ability to act as your own kickstand when you fall asleep, and for the suggestive nature of the ad itself.

The ad shows a man, and the voiceover says, “Remember the guy who used to be called ‘Wild Thing’? He’s back!”

This should make women cringe. Her man was probably called “Wild thing” back in college because he would drink a fifth of JD, smoke a doobie the size of a rolled up Sunday edition of The New York Times, and stick his johnson in an electric cow milker while crushing empty Bud cans on his forehead.

Women don’t want “the one that was called ‘Wild Thing’” back. Trust me, Pfizer. Better to pull the ads.

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