Tragic news from the glue sniffing department at The Surreal Chronicle

Crackle, of the famed trio Snap, Crackle, and Pop, has passed away. Got his head stuck in a Cheerio on the set of a commercial shoot. Breakfast will never be the same.

Author: Doug Powers

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