About 200 kids visited Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch on Friday. People still actually let their kids go to the place where “beat it” isn’t just a song? Amazing.

I hope when these kids get older and realize what their parents did, they reciprocate by sending ol’ mom and dad off for a weekend at Jack Kevorkian’s “amusement van” and see how they appreciate the gross negligence.

Let’s see, 200 kids at about $2.75 million a kid, that comes out to about… Well, I’ll do the math later. Just trying to help MJ balance his checkbook a little early.


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