Drug company employees told not to answer the door if somebody who looks like Santa after a two year coke n' KFC binge comes knocking

Michael Moore’s next shot at molding the clay of truth into whatever shape he pleases will be an expose’ on the health care industry. The people who run pharmaceutical companies, knowing how fair of a shake they’ll get, don’t want their people to talk to him.

The film will no doubt feature sharp criticism of insurance companies, HMOs, the Food and Drug Administration and drug companies who, Moore will say, rake in tons of money every year based on lies– Sort of like Moore.

Hopefully he’ll be able to get to the truth about exactly how much money the guys who make those cruel and heartless pill bottles make off with. “Push top and twist to open”? Don’t they realize how difficult that is for somebody laced on Vicodin and 7/7’s? But do they care about people like Liza and George Carlin? Nope…just padding their bank accounts! Get to the bottom of this, Michael!

Author: Doug Powers

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