Viktor Yushchenko won “Ukraine election II”, defeating Viktor Yanukovich after Yanukovich’s first win was thrown out by a court. The crowd at Yushchenko’s campaign headquarters was rowdy, yelling and chanting Viktor’s name, but grew deadly silent after Yushchenko asked if anybody wanted to be his food taster. As for Yanukovich, he’s refusing to accept defeat, […]

I’ve never met anybody who has actually kept a New Years resolution. Oh sure, some people can keep a resolution for even up to a few days. Quitting smoking, stop drinking, better diet, make some more money, stop calling the neighbors kid fat, stop yelling at the video clerk because they’re out of the last […]

This week’s column isn’t really a column. It’s the annual year end look at the year ahead. What does 2005 have in store for us? Hopefully it doesn’t have anything to do with being stranded for an entire weekend at the Neverland Ranch. If you haven’t, check out 2005: The year in preview.

This week’s column isn’t really a column. It’s the annual year end look at the year ahead. What does 2005 have in store for us? Hopefully it doesn’t have anything to do with being stranded for an entire weekend at the Neverland Ranch. If you haven’t, check out 2005: The year in preview.

Well, the kids have torn through their presents like famished lions who picked off the slowest gazelles in the herd. Now, briefly, the dust settles, until tomorrow and the following days, when poor trapped souls will have to be rescued, “evacuation of Dunkirk” style, from Wal-Mart and Target gift return lines nationwide. Spend your day […]

A Texas woman had a clone made of her cat who died last year, and paid $50,000 for it. Forget science, if there’s this much money it it, the next step is going to soon be cloning people. Human clones are definitely on the way, but the justification for the creation of clones is where […]

A Texas woman had a clone made of her cat who died last year, and paid $50,000 for it. Forget science, if there’s this much money it it, the next step is going to soon be cloning people. Human clones are definitely on the way, but the justification for the creation of clones is where […]

Protesters are still planning to “turn their backs on Bush” at the inaugural in January. One of these goobers with too much free time said “We want our audience with the President.” Geez… they finally will get one, and they’ll be facing the other way? If turning their backs doesn’t work, future events will probably […]

Protesters are still planning to “turn their backs on Bush” at the inaugural in January. One of these goobers with too much free time said “We want our audience with the President.” Geez… they finally will get one, and they’ll be facing the other way? If turning their backs doesn’t work, future events will probably […]

Suzanne Fields has a column over at Townhall about Jenna Bush’s desire to teach at a Washington, DC public school. Fields concludes: If Jenna Bush reflects the ambition of her generation, leading more of our best and brightest into teaching, that will be all to the good for our fourth and eighth graders – and […]

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