The most frightening sentence ever uttered

Richard Gere is urging Palestinians to get out and vote. He’s even recorded a public service announcement, which will probably air during “Extreme Makeover: Bomb Vest Edition”.

In the PSA, Gere begins with, “Hi. I’m Richard Gere, and I’m speaking for the entire world.”

Gulp… What could possibly go wrong?

Hopefully Gere’s not around with extraterrestrials pay a visit. We’ll probably all end up as slaves and sent to Cygnus-5 to work 23 hours a day in the Borium mines just because the guy who starred in “Pretty Woman” couldn’t keep his mouth shut.