If you’re a shopper at the Wal-Mart in Muscatine, Iowa, you may have appreciated the the old greeter at the door who could point to aisle 9 without even using his hands. Dean “big sack” Wooten was fired after handing out pictures of himself wearing nothing but a plastic Wal-Mart bag. Some customers complained, as I’m imagining there was an unpleasant transparency to the sack– Assuming, of course, that ol’ Dean didn’t “double bag.”

Turns out the photo was Wooten’s head pasted on the picture of a body wearing the sack. The picture was a fake. This was noticed by everybody but CBS.


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