Things I’m completely indifferent about

Sharon Stone is reprising her role from 1992’s “Basic Instinct”, and filming for “Basic Instinct II” begins in March. It’s been a few years, and perhaps the sex appeal of the first will have dwindled a bit. What will be the best line from the sequel? “What are you going to do… charge me with Maalox?”
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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are breaking up. That sound you hear is delusional men and women everywhere splashing on cologne and perfume, thinking they now have a shot.
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Elvis would have been 70 years old this weekend. I know…I know… “The King” and all… When most people think “Elvis”, they think one of the great entertainers in history, but I see the guy who was one of the first to encourage Lisa Marie to sing.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.