With porn being a $12 billion a year industry, it was bound to happen– Columbia House's "Porn club"

“12 dildos for just a penny? That’s right… provided you buy just 3 more strap-ons at regular dildo prices over the next 4 years.”

A subsidiary of Columbia House called “Hush” will have a club which distributes adult material via mail just like the old days with tapes and CD’s.

What could possibly go wrong? Especially, if you’re like me and have kids who like to get the mail.

“Dad…what’s this movie ‘Lawrence of a labia’ about?”

Count me out… for many reasons. Not the least of which is that I’m afraid they would go through old accounting logs and discover that I never ordered 3 more tapes at regular club prices in the mid 80’s, but kept the 12 for a penny.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.