“12 dildos for just a penny? That’s right… provided you buy just 3 more strap-ons at regular dildo prices over the next 4 years.”

A subsidiary of Columbia House called “Hush” will have a club which distributes adult material via mail just like the old days with tapes and CD’s.

What could possibly go wrong? Especially, if you’re like me and have kids who like to get the mail.

“Dad…what’s this movie ‘Lawrence of a labia’ about?”

Count me out… for many reasons. Not the least of which is that I’m afraid they would go through old accounting logs and discover that I never ordered 3 more tapes at regular club prices in the mid 80′s, but kept the 12 for a penny.

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