Bin Laden now worth $50 million… Anna Nicole Smith dolls herself up and heads to Pakistan

Time Magazine says that the price on the head of Osama bin Laden has doubled, from $25 million to $50 million. With that amount of money you’d think that even one of his close associates would roll over on him. The cash would buy a killer cave, complete with hot and cold running psychopaths.

Either the list of potential people with the ability to turn bin Laden over are incredibly worried about their own safety, or they know that if they take the money, the British and American left will criticize them for not giving any of it to the Tsunami Relief Fund.

Author: Doug Powers

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