Female interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba have apparently been trying to break suspected terrorist detainees using certain tactics, some of which sound as if they require the use of a pole while a DJ plays Joe Cocker’s “You can leave your hat on”.

Strippers… I mean… interrogators, have reportedly been subjecting detainees to sexual humiliation, sexual touching, and wearing thong underwear and mini skirts, and tying them to chairs and lap dancing on them.

This is an outrage, and I plan to disguise myself in fake beard and turban, out myself as a member of the insurgency, and have myself arrested and sent to Gitmo to investigate. If this should be my last post for a few weeks, it’s only because I’m a very thorough investigative journalist.


One Response to “Git mo at Gitmo”

  1. O.S.I. on June 9th, 2017 3:58 pm

    Wow, if having to watch female strippers is considered torture; CHAIN ME TO THE WALL !!!!!!!!

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