Detroit News runs my column "Carson sets the gold standard"

My column, “Carson sets the gold standard for celebrity retirees” is in today’s Detroit News. Click the link to read it.

It’s about Johnny Carson’s retirement, compared to other entertainers, who merely promise retirement, but never deliver. The Who, Cher, Anthony Hopkins, Celine Dion, and others are sufficiently raked over for false retirement promises. Find out why we need to enact “Johnny’s Law.”

Detroit News runs my column “Carson sets the gold standard”

My column, “Carson sets the gold standard for celebrity retirees” is in today’s Detroit News. Click the link to read it.

It’s about Johnny Carson’s retirement, compared to other entertainers, who merely promise retirement, but never deliver. The Who, Cher, Anthony Hopkins, Celine Dion, and others are sufficiently raked over for false retirement promises. Find out why we need to enact “Johnny’s Law.”

Maybe a good laundry detergent would do it…

Gary Gray is causing a little stir near where I live. He’s auctioning off some KKK robes. He was going to only auction off one, but the publicity generated by the people who don’t think he should be auctioning off symbols of racism has enabled him to be able to sell more, and make more money.

A good lesson for dissenters is to first do a little research and make sure your protest isn’t going to be profitable for the other side.

For those of you who are curious– Yes. Howell, Michigan is very diverse… there are young and old white people.

Hey, before Mr. Gray puts these up for sale, he needs to know if anybody can get permanent marker spelling the name “R. Byrd” out from the inside of one of the hoods.

Ted Turner's frustration at having been out-FOXed

Ted Turner’s CNN is waining, and it shows. At a meeting of the National Association of Television Programming Executives (“NATPE” for the acronym lover), Turner compared FOX News’ success with the popularity of Adolph Hitler during his bid to run Germany.

Turner pointed out that Hitler got the most votes to run Germany prior to WWII… as people elected to run countries tend to do. What’s that got to do with TV ratings in the United States in 2005? Hitler, that’s what! It’s the only play in any good leftists playbook… when you’re getting your ass kicked, your opponent must be Hitler.

Their argument crumbles when we remember that Hitler lost WWII big time. He was a megalomaniacal out-of-control demogogue, incompetent planner and hoarder of property. If we apply those traits alone, if anything is “Hitler”, it’s Ted Turner and CNN.

It’s said that Hitler had only one testicle, but fortunately Ted doesn’t need to whip out a full set of jewels to prove he’s twice as nuts as Hitler… he just needs to open his mouth.

Ted Turner’s frustration at having been out-FOXed

Ted Turner’s CNN is waining, and it shows. At a meeting of the National Association of Television Programming Executives (“NATPE” for the acronym lover), Turner compared FOX News’ success with the popularity of Adolph Hitler during his bid to run Germany.

Turner pointed out that Hitler got the most votes to run Germany prior to WWII… as people elected to run countries tend to do. What’s that got to do with TV ratings in the United States in 2005? Hitler, that’s what! It’s the only play in any good leftists playbook… when you’re getting your ass kicked, your opponent must be Hitler.

Their argument crumbles when we remember that Hitler lost WWII big time. He was a megalomaniacal out-of-control demogogue, incompetent planner and hoarder of property. If we apply those traits alone, if anything is “Hitler”, it’s Ted Turner and CNN.

It’s said that Hitler had only one testicle, but fortunately Ted doesn’t need to whip out a full set of jewels to prove he’s twice as nuts as Hitler… he just needs to open his mouth.

New "Sex & Relationships" column is up

The new column over at Caffimage.com is now up and ready for reading. How do parents get a little “alone time” when the mood hits, but the kids are still awake, running around and screaming, making your living room feel like Tokyo after a Godzilla sighting?

The first thing they do is read “A mom and dad’s guide to uninterrupted but not necessarily dignified sex.” Appropriately, just in time for “hump day”.

New “Sex & Relationships” column is up

The new column over at Caffimage.com is now up and ready for reading. How do parents get a little “alone time” when the mood hits, but the kids are still awake, running around and screaming, making your living room feel like Tokyo after a Godzilla sighting?

The first thing they do is read “A mom and dad’s guide to uninterrupted but not necessarily dignified sex.” Appropriately, just in time for “hump day”.

Where's Michael Newdow when you need him?

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich signed into law a bill which is supposed to prevent churches from discriminating against homosexuals.

Not that my church couldn’t use some snappier drapes and a latte’ bar, but this is getting ridiculous, even by government standards.

What happened to the much revered “separation of church and state” that they always tout? Where’s atheist Michael Newdow, who rallies against any “government imposition of religious dogma”? Oh wait, this is a government disposition of religion, so I guess that would be okay.

Where’s Michael Newdow when you need him?

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich signed into law a bill which is supposed to prevent churches from discriminating against homosexuals.

Not that my church couldn’t use some snappier drapes and a latte’ bar, but this is getting ridiculous, even by government standards.

What happened to the much revered “separation of church and state” that they always tout? Where’s atheist Michael Newdow, who rallies against any “government imposition of religious dogma”? Oh wait, this is a government disposition of religion, so I guess that would be okay.