A good idea in Massachusetts can only mean one thing… Ted Kennedy didn't think of it

After spending much of the Michigan winter stuck in traffic, only to come upon a stalled car or minor accident with both cars off the road but motorists somehow mesmerized at the sight of a ’98 Caddy with a dented fender, here’s an idea I’ve been waiting for. Hopefully, it migrates to Michigan.

Massachusetts police have started putting curtains around accidents and stalled cars, and it seems to be working.

It won’t be long until drivers see the hand of some drunk in an accident holding his pants out of the curtain and asking “Do you have these in a ’38’?” But it’s a good idea nonetheless.

Author: Doug Powers

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