Just when you thought the image of West Virginia was on the rebound, along comes Braxton County sixth grade teacher Toni Lynn Woods, who did something that seems to be vogue nowadays, which is having sex with students.

The report says she had intercourse with three students a total of four times (about 1.33 times per student, for those keeping score in math class). She also admitted to performing oral sex on some students– Which I suppose would have involved the same advice given by the Wallenda brothers while crossing a gorge on a tightrope– “It’s exhillerating as long as you don’t look down.”

Look at her. I know her appearance should have nothing to do with this, but there are some kids at that school whose lives are going to be marred by night sweats for decades to come.

At least the action found by Ms. Woods has probably given the lunch lady hope of a sex life.


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