It’s a shame this lovely woman will never be First Lady

Teresa Heinz Kerry, the Zsa Zsa Gabor of left wing freaky, is hinting (as long as you consider a punch in the face as a “hint”) that the 2004 election was crooked. Why? Not enough of you were stupid enough to vote for her husband.

According to the story:

Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November’s election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record votes.

“Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States,” Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as “hard-right” Republicans. She argued that it is “very easy to hack into the mother machines.”

“We in the United States are not a banana republic,” added Heinz Kerry.

Well, then I’m glad Teresa refuses to go quietly into this goodnight. By continuing to speak out, she’s adding the perfect compliment to this banana republic– Because nothing goes better with fruit than nuts.

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