"Are those classified documents in your pants, or are you just trying to look more like your former boss?"

Ex National Security Advisor to Bill Clinton, Sandy Berger, pled guilty to a misdemeanor for taking classified documents from the National Archives which were stuffed down his pants.

A misdemeanor? Berger gets a $10,000 fine and a three-year suspension of his national security clearance. If you or I did something similar, we’d be selling our houses to pay the fine and then bunking up behind bars with a 275 pound man who goes by the name “Vicki”.

Berger should be being traded for packs of smokes right now, but instead he’ll walk off easily without a punishment that fits the crime, as seems to be the case for most of his morally questionable and ethically challenged colleagues from the 1990’s.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.