Jane Fonda has now said that it was a mistake to buddy up to the North Vietnamese in the early 70′s. “Hanoi Jane,” as she came to be known after using a North Vietnamese Army anti-aircraft gun as a chaise lounge, posing for a photo op with NVA troops while listening to them beg her to put on her costume from “Barbarella.”

With that timely and perhaps insincere apology out of the way (Her book, My Life So Far probably wouldn’t have done nearly as well outside Berkeley without the apology), Fonda still needs to explain one thing.

How is it possible for a woman to champion the cause of feminism while the grandkids are in the backyard playing balloon toss with her old breast implants? Seeing fake boobs on a feminist was like driving by Jimmy Hoffa’s house and seeing scab labor building a pole barn.

That’s what needs to be explained next… I’m sure it’ll be a doozy.


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