Michael Jackson: Not as freaky as his posse

I’m now more convinced than ever– Michael Jackson will walk from these latest charges. I have no legal background, and only read about the case for the jokes, but it seems that so many of the witnesses for the prosecution are as greasy as half cooked bacon.

When you’re trying to convict a freak, you can’t do it with people who are freakier than he is– Folks who make Mr. Haney from Green Acres seem like a beacon of integrity.

Jackson has allowed himself to be surrounded by every form of blood sucker, extortionist, and weasel imaginable. These are witnesses the prosecution has to work with.

Maybe those who feel like Michael is a victim here should reconsider his motives. Jackson could be really stupid for allowing these people in his life, or very smart.

Could he be purposefully surround himself with dirtbags and leeches who have no credibility just so when they take the witness stand they’re laughed out of the courtroom? What a unique, and perhaps quite effective, strategy that would be.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.