You too can create your own “Slick Willy”… and I’m not talking about Bill Clinton

There’s a plaster kit available called “Clone-a-Willy” that will allow men to make a cast of their pride-and-joy for the opportunity to have a sex toy designed from the cast.

Men, just make sure you’re “qualified” to compete in this arena with the biggies, so to speak, before presenting your better half with this gift. If she opened the present and said “Why did you get me a swizzle stick?” Your self esteem may take a hit from which it will never recover.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.