Al Qaeda “number 4″ man to be promoted to “number 3″ — Numbers “4″ and “5″ to job share the duties of “3″

The man described as Al Qaeda’s “number 3 man” was arrested recently. Judging by his picture, he looks much more like “number 2”.

What’s with the eyes? He looks like a bearded unshowered Joan Collins after being rolled in top soil and undergoing a two hour crying jag. The Dr. Evil shirt is always a nice touch too.

Author: Doug Powers

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