Satire Sunday headlines

–Bad news for you fans of the Rolling Stones. 2005’s tour will be comprised of a debate on Social Security, and no music.

George Will to publish book of childrens stories.

Brett Favre to finally correct spelling of his last name

Crackle, of famed trio Snap, Crackle and Pop, dies

Andy Rooney finally snaps on air

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