Michael Jackson may move to Africa, expect disturbing pictures to child sponsors back in the states

Some people are saying that if Michael Jackson is ever to resuscitate his career after he’s acquitted, which is almost certain to happen, that he must move out of the country. Jackson apparently knows this, and is reportedly planning to move out of the United States, possibly to Africa.

For those of you who contribute to “Save the Children” type charities, and send a certain amount of money each month to help support a child in Africa, and periodically receive a photo of the child, your pictures could soon be sporting an intruder, and I ain’t talkin’ about Sally Struthers.

“Oh look, honey, here’s the latest picture of little Kunji.”

“Why’s there a cardboard cutout of the alien from ‘Close Encounters’ pinching his ass?”

“Oh my God, is that Michael?”

Good news for Jackson. There are seven “Toys R Us” locations in South Africa. If the price is right, maybe they’ll even let him put in a wine cellar.

Author: Doug Powers

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