Shorter version of the "Hooters Air" column for the short attention spanned, compliments of the Lansing State Journal

Living in mid-Michigan, I enjoy running a column in the hometown newspaper as often as possible. The problem usually is that their word count requirement is a couple hundred words less than the word count requirement for WorldNetDaily and some other newspapers.

Once in a while though I work on a column to get it down to their required length. This week’s Hooters Air column was one of those. It’s in today’s Lansing State Journal, now with a third less calories, not to mention words.

Author: Doug Powers

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