Praise L. Ron Hubbard! Tom Cruise’s girlfriend “digs” scientology

Tom Cruise’s girlfriend du jour, Katie Holmes, “digs” Scientology, according to the actor. Wow, that’s groovy, Tom.

Cruise also confirmed that he saw to it that there was a “Scientology massage tent” on the set of the new film “The War of the Worlds.” Massage tent? Geez, am I in the wrong religion or what?

I’d be interested in a study to discover at what point along the Hollywood success scale you become a full-blown loon. I think it’s right at about this point for Tom.

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