Michael Jackson walks! Justice is served (warm milk and cookies).

The funniest thing to come from this case has been all the interviews with Michael’s friends and fans, who vehemently denied his guilt on child molestation charges. Then they were asked the follow-up question: “Would you let your kids spend the night at the Neverland Ranch?” Like real buddies, they answered “Hell no!”

A big sigh of relief is breathed by Jackson’s umbrella holder. Think of how hard it would have been for him to find a similar career. Umbrella holding gigs don’t grow on trees.


Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.