Admittedly, when President Bush announced that the name of his choice as Supreme Court nominee was John Roberts, I immediately pictured this:
Once I pulled myself together and remembered which John Roberts received the nomination, I had a momentary laugh. All, and I mean all, the “pundits” were dead wrong. Bush, the “dumb president,” fooled ‘em again.
Now comes the hard part. Bend over, Mr. Roberts, and get ready for the senatorial gangbang. How bad do you want that job? Your tolerance of pain, not to mention complete bungholes, will be the deciding factor.
Just do me a favor, Mr. Roberts. When they grill you on your opinion of the Roe v. Wade decision, tell them you believe abortion should be “safe, legal, and retroactive to senators who wipe their butts with the Constitution.”