Ich Ben Ein pedophile!" – Michael Jackson to move to Berlin?

According to Michael Jackson advisor Shawn Andrews, one reason MJ loves Germany is that, “No one in Germany ever let Michael down during his trial.” (apparently little Helmutt Knickerbacker refused to testify)

Reports are that the moonwalking singer, whose idea of seduction is a glass of wine and a tape of “Bear in the Big Blue House,” now loves Germany and may move permanently to Berlin.

Looks to me like some folks in Germany have been planning for Jackson’s arrival for weeks, because, last month, doctors in that country launched an ad campaign offering treatment to potential pedophiles before they become perpetrators.

Darn, just 15 years too late.

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