White House reporter Helen Thomas allegedly told the Hill newspaper that if Dick Cheney runs for president, she’ll kill herself, more than likely by a self-inflicted glance in the mirror.

“All we need is one more liar,” Thomas is quoted as saying, in an apparent attempt to recruit more White House reporters.

In all seriousness, Helen will be 85 years old this Friday, and her mental turn signal has been stuck on for the last few hundred miles down the highway of life.

Thomas, as an unbiased wire reporter, recently called George W. Bush “the worst president in all of American history.” Thomas is typical of leftist trolls, who often take their exaggerations to childlike absurdity– “… the awfullest in a hundred gazillion million years!”

The worst president? Helen seems to have forgotten somebody named Jimmy Carter, and a long-time rumor around the prune juice cooler is that she was banging Millard Fillmore, so I wouldn’t expect her to mention him, either.


One Response to “Helen Thomas vows to kill herself if Cheney runs for Prez, shocking those who didn't know Helen Thomas was still alive”

  1. If Sean Hannity runs for president… « RichWatch.net on August 23rd, 2009 8:26 pm

    [...] 2005, veteran Whitehouse reporter Helen Thomas was quoted as saying to The Hill magazine that if Dick Cheney runs for president, she’d kill herself. Now in 2009, I am compelled to make a similar announcement as the thought of President Hannity is [...]

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