Bill Clinton: "Hillary hasn't decided to run" — He's right… sprint is more like it

Bill Clinton says his wife has not decided whether or not to run for president in 2008. We can safely assume Bubba didn’t gather this intelligence via pillow talk.

At this point, anybody saying Hillary isn’t eyeing the Oval Office would also try to convince us that Louie Anderson won’t touch that last slice of pizza in the fridge.

It’s a virtual guarantee that Hillary’s already got the drapery measurements for the White House and new carpet picked out. Hell, she already has the china and silverware… it’s all a “go” now except for the voting, and all that may require is baking some cookies for the red states.


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