Cellulite 911: Michael Moore takes plenty of fertilizer to the fat farm

Michael Moore, the man who, wherever you see him, you assume that’s where the bus stop is, has checked into a “fat farm” with the hope of losing twelve pounds in the first three weeks.

Twelve pounds? I’m guessing he drops four or five pounds when he hits the john every morning, and it’s going to take three weeks to lose twelve? Moore can lose half a dozen pounds just by shaving.

Michael’s at the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, should you want to drop him a card or he’s asked you pay a visit and smuggle in a bakery.

Poor guy’s probably gone cold turkey and is suffering the accompanying “BLT’s”.

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