Panic not, sex starved New Orleans evacuees. It may have been weeks since your last lap dance or participation in “wash the girl of your choice” night, but with any luck, when you return, Big Daddy’s strip club on Bourbon Street will more than likely be open again.

From an AP story:

Friday night on Bourbon Street, usually a throbbing artery of the party-going French Quarter…

Somebody tell the AP never to use the term “throbbing artery” in a strip club piece.

In other news, capitalizing on Katrina and her exploiters has hit the world of low fashion, because the “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” t-shirts are out!

Click on the shirt to get yours now! Coming soon: “George Bush doesn’t care about poor people”, “George Bush can’t stand swarthy types with I-talian accents”, and “Dubya says, ‘Indians suck at real estate negotiation’”.


Note: My first book, “‘Because That’s the Way God Decided to Do It!’ – A conservative father fields confusing questions from his confused kids about a confusing world – Inadequate explanations of politics, parenting, economics, war, technology, and the future of the human race” is now available in paperback or as a downloadable Ebook. Click here to buy directly from Booklocker. It’s also available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

I’ve set up a page containing short samples from each chapter. Click here for chapter samples.


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