So many people in the CIA have left the agency to go into the private sector that director Porter Goss is experiencing a spy shortage.

The fact that it’s public knowledge that there’s a spy shortage outlines how bad the CIA is becoming at keeping a secret, but that’s beside the point.

So, if any of you would like to be Valerie Plame’s replacement, just send a resume, cover letter, and Glamour Shot to Porter Goss’s office.

Don’t worry, you only have to wear the paper “trainee” hat for two weeks.

Note: My first book, “‘Because That’s the Way God Decided to Do It!’ – A conservative father fields confusing questions from his confused kids about a confusing world – Inadequate explanations of politics, parenting, economics, war, technology, and the future of the human race” is now available in paperback or as a downloadable Ebook. Click here to buy directly from Booklocker. It’s also available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

I’ve set up a page containing short samples from each chapter. Click here for chapter samples.


Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.