Spies wanted, no experience necessary, must provide own hat, trench coat, and dark sunglasses

So many people in the CIA have left the agency to go into the private sector that director Porter Goss is experiencing a spy shortage.

The fact that it’s public knowledge that there’s a spy shortage outlines how bad the CIA is becoming at keeping a secret, but that’s beside the point.

So, if any of you would like to be Valerie Plame’s replacement, just send a resume, cover letter, and Glamour Shot to Porter Goss’s office.

Don’t worry, you only have to wear the paper “trainee” hat for two weeks.

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Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.