Madonna has made enough money from skank and poor taste to be able to afford to hide her kids from it

Madonna has banned television in her home and won’t let her kids watch it. This probably has more to do with self-esteem issues for her children. If they were to ever see “Swept Away“, or any other of the many movies Madonna has made which are the celluloid equivalent of root canal, they’d probably take their own lives with a Playskool power drill.
In an interview in Harpers & Queen, Madonna also says that she was raised without a television in the home. That does it– I’m going out to buy my kids more TV’s.

“TV is trash” says Madonna, above, who prefers classier and more puritanical pursuits


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