David Copperfield has said that his next trick will be to get a woman pregnant on stage without touching her. Claudia Schiffer gave him the idea when they were dating.
My bet is this “trick” is going to involve a bottle of Jergens, Victoria’s Secret catalog, funnel, and a Super Soaker, but I could be wrong.
Getting a woman pregnant without touching her? Big deal. Make a baby that doesn’t cry, poops only once every two days and pays for his own college education– that would be a trick.
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