Oct

28

Mr. Sulu pilots the Enterprise out of the closet

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If you are subjected to the term “Captain’s log” enough times, something like this is bound to happen. In the forthcoming issue of the gay magazine “Frontiers”, George Takei, who played “Mr. Sulu” on Star Trek, has his official coming out party, describing his life-long mission to explore strange new worlds and exploit The Federation’s [...]

Oct

27

Nominatus interruptus: Harriet Miers pulls out

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It’s official: the Bush presidency is now under more stress than Ted Kennedy’s inseam. The woman President Bush nominiated to replace Sandra Day O’Connor on the Supreme Court, Harriet Miers, has withdrawn her nomination. It’s hard to tell who’s laughing louder– Democrats, or conservatives like Buchanan, Kristol, Krauthammer, and others. I wasn’t particularly one of [...]

Oct

27

Hillary Clinton calls for increased gas taxes due to high profits by oil companies, oil companies now to try their hand at cattle futures

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You can put a mask on B.S., but it’s always the smell that’s a dead giveaway. Hillary Clinton is proposing a similar “mask” on taxes, proposing $20 billion in new taxes per year on oil companies that would be used to fund research on clean energy. Wait, did I say “tax”. No, no– it’s not [...]

Oct

27

Our Minuteman checks in

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Here’s the latest from Ken down on the Texas/Mexico border: Six weeks ago, I couldn’t spell “Minuteman”…now I ARE one! Sunburned, tired and full of good cheer, another day passes in the borderland. Today, my partner (Marvelous Marvin, from Dallas) and I spent our time dang-smack on the banks of the Rio Grande maybe 100 [...]

Oct

26

It's "felt-up or raped by Bubba get in half-off" day at the Clinton Presidential Library

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The Bill Clinton library unzipped its doors to let in Juanita Broaddrick and Kathleen Willey for a tour today. How apropos, though perhaps accidental, that this was done on “hump day”. The library is on a 27 acre park, 21 of which are needed to house the Starr report. The ladies’ tour began on the [...]

Oct

26

It’s “felt-up or raped by Bubba get in half-off” day at the Clinton Presidential Library

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The Bill Clinton library unzipped its doors to let in Juanita Broaddrick and Kathleen Willey for a tour today. How apropos, though perhaps accidental, that this was done on “hump day”. The library is on a 27 acre park, 21 of which are needed to house the Starr report. The ladies’ tour began on the [...]

Oct

26

Countdown: White House braces for multiple indictments, Dems brace for multiple orgasms

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The clock is ticking, the party hats and noisemakers are being distributed, and an extra crate of Jergens has been special ordered by congressional Democrats and the mainstream media. It’s almost time for an inside-the-beltway yank-fest of epic proportions– well, at least since the DeLay indictment. Rumor is that some high-level indictments could be coming [...]

Oct

25

Your chance of being beaten to death by peace loving liberals is greater than ever

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Aren’t conservatives were supposed to be the violent ones? Aren’t we the pro-war, pro capital punishment, knee-jerk fist wavers? Then why have the past few years been chock full of more violent lib-speak than ever before? This week, Al Franken’s been talking about the execution of President Bush, Karl Rove and Scooter Libby, and it’s [...]

Oct

25

"Catch me if you Ken": Exclusive border reports from our Texas Minuteman (updated)

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Ken M., loyal reader, patriot, and Texan (pardon the redundancies) is heading off for another week with the Texas Minutemen to do a job that our government should be doing. A few weeks ago, Ken graciously accepted my offer to write up some brief reports of his experiences for readers here. This is Ken’s email [...]

Oct

25

“Catch me if you Ken”: Exclusive border reports from our Texas Minuteman (updated)

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Ken M., loyal reader, patriot, and Texan (pardon the redundancies) is heading off for another week with the Texas Minutemen to do a job that our government should be doing. A few weeks ago, Ken graciously accepted my offer to write up some brief reports of his experiences for readers here. This is Ken’s email [...]

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