While Judge Alito awaits confirmation, Clinton portrait in White House begins going over his daughter’s briefs

Judge Alito’s family visited the White House, and the painting of Bubba welcomed the judge’s daughter Laura to the fold. No word on whether or not the portrait used its foolproof pickup line of, “are those space pants you’re wearing? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world.”

This is nothing though… you should see what the JFK portrait did.


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