Reader email: Additional questions for school sex survey

Today’s column, “Schoolhouse Crock“, listed some topics that were included in a sex survey given to elementary school students in California, until the survey was put to an end by the district, not to mention some ticked off parents.

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that public schools cannot be interfered with by parents or anybody else when it comes to the sexual education of students. I included some examples of the survey topics in the column.

Doug D. from Minnesota emailed me with some additional questions that may end up on school surveys if this madness is allowed to continue. I can’t believe the educators in the school districts forgot to ask these Zucker Brothers classics:

Do you like gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Don’t point that out too much, Doug from Minnesota, because, before you know it, they’ll be on one of your kids school surveys.

“Joey… ya ever hang ’round the gymnasium? Ever been in a Turkish prison?”


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