Trial attorneys announce this year's 10 most dangerous toys — they never stop caring, do they?

A group called “World Against Toys Causing Harm” (WATCH) has announced the 10 most dangerous toys this holiday season.

One of the toys is something called “Air Kicks Kickaroos Anti-Gravity Boots”. You can see where this one could lead… straight to a Darwin Award.

Oh, by the way, the “World Against Toys Causing Harm” group was founded, and is run by, ta daaa… trial attorneys. What a… uh… surprise.

“Watch out for these dangerous toys. But if your loved one has been injured, give us a call at….”

Irwin Mainway’s plastic bag and rubber band, sold under the guise of “Johnny Space Commander Mask”, didn’t make this year’s 10 most dangerous toys list


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