Hillary vs. Jeanine: Pirro into the future and what do you see? No Pirro

The buildup to the race between New York Senator Clinton (formerly Arkansas, formerly Illinois) and Westchester District Attorney Jeanine Pirro was not unlike a premature ejaculator getting ready for a date– the excitement mounted, but it was over long before anybody got a chance to pull the lever.

Word is that Pirro will drop out of the race this coming week.

Pirro’s determination said “I can beat you, Hillary.”

Hillary’s icy glare said “You shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of my indignation. You shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb, and the smoke of your torment will ascend forever and ever, and you shall have no rest day or night.”

Pirro said, “Oh yeah? Well then I quit.”


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