Preparing for Alito hearings, Teddy dons “If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will be allowed to screw around with a Kennedy” t-shirt

It’s gonna take guts for the Democrats to derail President Bush’s Supreme Court nominee! In this area, Ted’s got ’em covered.

It’s now less than one week until the Senate confirmation hearings begin for Judge Alito. The action will start on Monday, Jan. 9. Abortion will be the major (of not the only) topic, of course.

Who will be the first senator to ask the abortion question? I’m guessing Barbara Boxer approaches Alito in the parking lot at 7 a.m., coat hanger in angered hand.

“Judge Alito! Judge Alito! Are you now, or have you ever been, anti-abortion?”

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