"Fermi's Mop": The official dirty bomb cleanup guide

The Department of Homeland Security has issued a “cleanup guide” in the event of the use of an “improvised nuclear device”, or “dirty bomb” as it is known if it is being carried by Mickey Rourke.

What’s in the cleanup guide? Here’s a hint– stock up on Orange-Glo and Windex big time.

“Hal, cleanup, aisles 1 thru 8,793”

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Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.