The Department of Homeland Security has issued a “cleanup guide” in the event of the use of an “improvised nuclear device”, or “dirty bomb” as it is known if it is being carried by Mickey Rourke.

What’s in the cleanup guide? Here’s a hint– stock up on Orange-Glo and Windex big time.

“Hal, cleanup, aisles 1 thru 8,793″

Note: My first book, “‘Because That’s the Way God Decided to Do It!’ – A conservative father fields confusing questions from his confused kids about a confusing world – Inadequate explanations of politics, parenting, economics, war, technology, and the future of the human race” is now available in paperback or as a downloadable Ebook. Click here to buy directly from Booklocker. It’s also available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

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