In case you were having trouble sleeping, here's some snooze news on Tom Daschle and a dating service for Democrats
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Former South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle is considering a run for the presidency.
“I have received a lot of encouragement,” Daschle said in an email today to the Argus Leader.
Sure, Tom, but unfortunately for you, your mother isn’t the only one who will be voting in the election.
Tom couldn’t even get reelected as Senator in his home state, so with that distinct lack of momentum, why not run for president? I’m doubting that Daschle could even be elected president of the Sioux City Bowlers Association, let alone President of the United States.
On a completely separate note: If all this still isn’t enough to cure your insomnia, did you know there is a dating service just for Democrats? Go to DemocraticMatch.com and meet your liberal soul mate.
Want to find a partner who shares your affinity for tofu, Jackson Browne, failed political theories, and masturbating while watching Fahrenheit 911? Chances are, you’ll find them here.