Something fishy is going on here, and there may be more than one Dick involved…
After undergoing a sex change, 71-year-old Lily McBeth is ready to return to teaching as Miss McBeth.
Despite criticism from parents, the school board on Monday stood by its decision to allow McBeth to resume working as a substitute teacher.
After two hours of public debate and a private meeting with McBeth and her lawyer, the board took no action on calls by several parents to bar McBeth from returning to the school where she taught for five years before becoming a woman.
Newfound Lady McBeth had what is called “gender reassignment surgery”, which frankly sounds a lot better than “penis and balls hacked off” so I won’t pick on it or suggest anything different.
Whatever your opinion of Mr./Ms. McBeth being allowed to be a substitute teacher, there is one thing that struck me as a tad creepy. I think we may have discovered where Dick Cheney’s “undisclosed location” is, and it’s not here.
Here’s a picture of Cheney:
And here’s a picture of McBeth:
If that’s not Dick Cheney in drag, I don’t know what is. Sure, the hunting accident was traumatic for the Veep, but geez… did it have to come to this?