A couple of days ago, I wrote a bit about “Chief Wana Dubie”, who is running for a Missouri State Rep. seat as a Libertarian (here’s the actual Missouri Sec. of State candidate list).

I also suggested some campaign slogans for the Chief.

Well, the Chief has contacted me and pointed us to his website, ChiefWanaDubie.com, which contains many photos, a platform, and enough bong residue to get a good contact high until the election.

All I can say about the Chief is this: manna from political comedy heaven.

The Chief’s campaign slogan is “Put a hippie to work in ’06″. I thought MoveOn.org was already doing that, but maybe they don’t have a Missouri branch.

It may shock you, as it did me, when you discover that much of the Chief’s platform has to do with ending the war on drugs and legalizing hemp and marijuana:

It has become painfully obvious to me that the War On Drugs is becoming another holocaust. In the interests of the preservation of Freedom and Family, I have decided to run for State Representative of the 150th District of the State of Missouri, as a Libertarian candidate.  “Liberty and justice for all” means “tolerance of all.”  If it’s not JUST, it’s not JUSTICE.  The policies of zero-tolerance are comparable to Hitler’s tolerance of the Jews. The time to take back our government at the grassroots level has come. 

“United we stand, divided we fall.”

“And together we get the munchies”.

By the way, the Chief doesn’t like to get stoned by just pot. If you’re looking for a good rock, you’ve also come to the right place. The Chief will soon have all your rock needs covered.

God speed, Chief Wana Dubie. Here’s to hoping you go a long way in politics. I need the material.


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