Bill Clinton, a female porn star, rockets, and golf. In other words, “business as usual” for Bubba.

Some days the material writes itself. This from the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

President Clinton’s round of golf had a porn star connection the other day.

Clinton was preparing to hit his second shot on the fifth hole at Las Vegas Country Club on Saturday when Secret Service agents halted a birthday party fireworks event.

 

It’s a birthday that Savanna Muirhead, the 5-year-old daughter of 28-year-old porn star Sophia Rossi, won’t forget.

Savanna was preparing to launch a remote control 18-inch rocket when Clinton’s bodyguards “came out of nowhere” and had the launch scrubbed.

How was the launch scrubbed? “Think about baseball” is the most likely scenario.

More from the LVRJ story:

Rossi, a busty blonde who grew up in Las Vegas, is one of the stars in Jenna Jameson’s Club Jenna lineup. “I’m just disappointed I didn’t get a photo with him,” said Rossi.

“If we’d known it was Bill Clinton, we would have invited him to the party,” said McKelvey.

And we’re sure that if Bubba knew that Rossi looked like this (second from left – anybody got a tire pressure guage?), he would have invited himself.

In spite of all this, Bill probably ended his round at the golf course, having taking 213 shots in 18 holes and somehow still finishing 3-under-par, and went home to his loving wife. Just kidding… about that last part.

If this story involved George W. Bush, the headline would have read, “President shuts down 5-year-old girl’s birthday party”, but Bill gets a pass when members of his extended family are involved.

My guess is that all this is as good an explanation as any as to why Bill is missing his wedding ring in his portrait at the Smithsonian Institution.

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