The "Well, duh" News Headline of the Week

“Meth abusers face short life”

Okay. We’ll file that one with “Michael Moore may be overweight”, “Drunk drivers are more accident prone”, and “Obvious headlines a certainty”.

By the way, kids, that says “meth”, not “math”. Sorry.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is an author, columnist and blogger covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint. Doug is also a guest blogger for Michelle Malkin ( In Doug's spare time he enjoys playing with his kids, football, baseball, basketball and speaking in the third person.