The "Well, duh" News Headline of the Week

“Meth abusers face short life”

Okay. We’ll file that one with “Michael Moore may be overweight”, “Drunk drivers are more accident prone”, and “Obvious headlines a certainty”.

By the way, kids, that says “meth”, not “math”. Sorry.

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