"It's Good To Be Da King…"

From The “Things Only The Richest Man In The World Can Say” File: I wish I wasn’t the world’s richest man.

Mr. Gates, I know an awful lot of people who would be more than happy to help you shed the title. We’re here if you need us and will provide you with mailing addresses, or, if you prefer direct deposit, our bank account numbers.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.