When you’re high on somebody’s “hit list,” you can expect anything to happen at any time.

Earlier tonight, a report from the CBS station in Miami came in that read something like “Rush Limbaugh detained at Miami airport for illegal prescription drugs.”

Limbaugh was returning from the Dominican Republic.

Well, it turns out the “illegal prescription drug” may have been Viagra, and Limbaugh was detained for around three hours (if it lasts more than four hours, consult a physician). The problem is that the prescription was in a doctor’s name instead of Limbaugh’s. Celebrities routinely have this done for privacy reasons. If you’re Rush Limbaugh, however, this could become a big deal, if you’ll pardon the expression. Almost any other celeb could easily skate away from local prosecution.

Yes, get ready for all the Limbaugh/Viagra jokes. “Talent on loan from Pfizer” and whatnot.

If Rush isn’t careful, he’ll give away the illusion that we conservatives only care to get it up when a homeless guy gets evicted from underneath a highway overpass or there are tax cuts for the rich on the backs of the poor.

Limbaugh also needs to remember that his bags are marked items. Just because you have your own jet doesn’t mean you have your own screeners.

So, sit back now and watch the fireworks begin anew as frustrated prosecutors being to angle for misdemeanor charges. This will happen until Rush Limbaugh is totally off everything, including Viagra. Come on, Rush, get completely on the wagon. It isn’t hard.

Easy, big guy, they’re out to get you.

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